Saturday, May 31, 2008
tHe dAy i sHarE jOhN 3:16 wIth StRangERs!!
oN 30tH May 2008!!!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Malaysia English vs British English
wHAt do yOU sAy wHen yOu faRt InSidE thE eLevAtOr?
Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...
Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger,
right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and dig your nose,you like or not.ehh?dont pray pray ah.....
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!!blain, use your blainnn.....
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also ah!!!
wHy TELL mE wHy,wHy mY iNtErNet So bLoOdY sLoW!!!
a cUtE dOG cAmE to mY hOuSe!!!
hAHAH rAtE tHIs dOg....
Monday, May 26, 2008
aPPrEciAtiOn & sAdIfIcAtiOn..
iS h4rD f0r a hUmaN to d1ffer3nc1ate LIKE & LOVE....
fOr ME LIKE & lOvE iS sO BLOODY cOnFuSinG...