Saturday, May 31, 2008

tHe dAy i sHarE jOhN 3:16 wIth StRangERs!!

woW tHiS iS ExCiTInG!!!!
Me N my PArtNer,NiKola...wEnt foR a CouPle sItTing aT A&W...
HarDesT pArt oF aLl iS tO sTaRt thE cOnVerSatIoN wITh TheM....
wE aRE so ScARe....
HhaAHha but At tHe eND wE sUccEEd....
wOwOWOO.....
iS uNbEliEvaBle i hAvE thE cOuRAgE to ShaRe sUmTHIng with A sTRaNgeR..
i havE LeaRn aLot oF tHInGs iN ThIS wIde 201...
tHx to Ps Victor,Kelly and Ps Noah....
tHey brOugHt mE a LEvEl higHer In cHrIsT....

oN 30tH May 2008!!!

woOttTT!!!!!
i hAd a fUn TiMe wIth My fRienDS kEeKeat,JiaJiun n ChuN YaU..
wE wEnT rOlLer SkaTinG....
so fUn....aCt wE wEnT we MiSi n ViSi...
uNfOrTuNatEly wE faIlEd....aRHHH!!! so SAD.....
aFteR rOlLer sKAtiNg wE wEnT bOwLing...
i cAnt iMagiNe mY sKill wAs dAt bLooDy Bad..
i kEpt bOwl-Ing iNto thE "lOngKang"
so SaD.....anYwAy iT wAs FuN...
wHeN iM bAcK hOmE i realIse mY lEg wAs fiLL wiTh wAter PoKeS...
arHH!!! PaiNfuL.....
hahHAha...On 8.00pm'
wOOTSSSSS wIDE 201 STARTSSSS
foR uR iNfoRmatIon wIde 201 = SumThing Like Seminar to Christian...
ahaHAhaha iNteResTing Nite oF kNowIng so Much HIsTOrYs oF cHrisT....
AHahaH ....so BlooDy tiREd....

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Malaysia English vs British English

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point,
effective etc.........
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

wHAt do yOU sAy wHen yOu faRt InSidE thE eLevAtOr?

a)When british people fart in elevator they will said:
pardon ME
b)When american people fart in elevator they will said:
excuse ME
c)When singapore people fart in elevator they will said:
Not ME Not ME
d)What will a Malaysians say when they fart in elevator?
eRm i think Malaysians will say...
Who just farted? *with innocent look*
haAHahA...leAvE ur IdeAs....

Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger,

right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and dig your nose,you like or not.ehh?dont pray pray ah.....

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!!blain, use your blainnn.....

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?


PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also ah!!!

wHy TELL mE wHy,wHy mY iNtErNet So bLoOdY sLoW!!!

aNyOnE exPeriEncE it??
mY iNtErNet SLoW uNtiL cAn't evEn LoGin MY MeSsEngER leH...
sO bOrIng LA wHen IntErnET so BlOody SloW..
cuZ cAnt gAminG n SeaRch WebSite....
so SieNZzZz arrRHRHHh!!!
hAvEn dOtA foR hAlF dAy aDi....
sO bOrEd!!!!
nId SumTing To gEt EntErTaiN....
bOrIng n SorRoWfuL LifE wiThouT IntErnET....

a cUtE dOG cAmE to mY hOuSe!!!

lolz aCtualLy tIs Is mY 2nD auNtY dOg..
cuZ sHe gOiNg oUt fOr gAi GaI...sO sHe bRinG to My hOuSe
tO lEt uS taKe CarE of tHe dOg...
tHe doG naME Fook Choi....
haHAa cHinEse TraDitiOn...aLl liKe luCky dE namE...
hAha..iT is SO exCitEd wHen rEacH mY hOuSe....
whEn mY aUnTy weNt OuT it Is sO paSSioNatE...
cRyiNg fOr hEr & sItTing bSide thE dOor waItIng My aUnTy to bE bAck...
ahHAahA....
aCtuAlLy bEhiNd thE doG thErE's SomEonE, dAts y i ColOur n EdItEd it...

hAHAH rAtE tHIs dOg....
iN thE sCalE oF 0-10...

Monday, May 26, 2008

aPPrEciAtiOn & sAdIfIcAtiOn..

aPPrEciAtiOn
heY,tHX foR thOsE whO lEavE cOmMentS to ME...
aNyWay,nExt TiMe u lEaVe ComMent pLeAse LeaVe ur NaMe....
tHx yeaHH....
HoPe MoRe CoMment to CoMe!!!
sAdIfIcAtiOn
haiZ....aNyOnE cAn tElL me WaT sHud i Do wHen cOmiNg to BoRiNgNess??
sHud i FlEE?
sHud i wAiT uPoN JoY??
bUt,SeeMs tHat I cAn't fLee fRom IT...
cUz LatEr aT NiTe mEnTaL tOrTuRe iS arRiVing....
iM goIng FoR tuiTion frOm 5.40pm to 10.20pm arrrRHHHH.....
wAt ThE hEll Is ThiS???
OmGGGGG!!!!

iS h4rD f0r a hUmaN to d1ffer3nc1ate LIKE & LOVE....

hAHhah anYoNE is a ProFfEsIoNAl In THIS??
gIvE sOmE OpIniOns LehH....
dUn KedEKut IlMu eh...
HehEHeh

fOr ME LIKE & lOvE iS sO BLOODY cOnFuSinG...
wHo CaN soLvE thIs MysTerY foR me Huh???
aNyWay U mAy giV iT beRdAsArKan uR exPerIenCe Oso gEh...
i Dun Mind HAhahaha.....MayB u minD onLy HaAHah

cOmE gIvE soMe CoMmEntS On NaMe gIvEn tO neW boRn OfFsPrinG

haHAh...onE of mY fRiEnd saY sHe GonNa NamE heR soME ChoColAte....
I tHiNk shE waN heR soN to bE sWeeT n bEinG FaVouRitE too EvEryOnE.
eRm...y NoT go For a NAmE cAlL bUrGer huh??.
eVerYonE luV it...
aHAaHAhaH.....
HeY cOme LA....GivVe sOmE oPiniOn N COMMENTS....
eVen ThouGh is iLogical...
JuZ maKe IT a EnTERTaInMent PoST....
BrRIng IT ONNn wiTh Ur CreAtivEs IdeaS.....

oMG!!!!pEoplE say HOLIDAY is AwEsoMe buT i SaY it Is SoRRoWfuL....

haiZ...ZZzzz....wat a BorinG HOLIDAY!!!!!
tIs iS my 1st DAy hOlidAy-ing.....aLreADy fEeL lIke
VomItiNg arrRRHH!!!
wHoLe DaY cAbAl-ing...uNtiL eYe pun Sakit Jorr.....
sIt InfRonT cOMp lIKe IdIoT.....
sTaY inSidE hOusE wAiT fAtMou...hahahah.....
lucKyLy gOt TuitIon
IF nOT reAlLy..GG.com...leh....
sO gLad to MeEt WitH mY fRienDs....
cAn tOgethER SharE aBout The SoRRow OF hOlIDaY...
hAHAa...BeSt ThIng FoR tOdaY is I AtE my FavouriTeEE....
HAHaha THX to MY MoM foR thE LeMonAdE ChickEn..